You Can't Make Me Dance

from Humilis by Jazz Emu

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Mister DJ
I know you’re tryna take control of me
You’re so sneaky (cheeky man)
Tryna do away with my autonomy

But you can’t make me dance
Tonight
So you might as well stop the music
Cause you ain’t got a chance
Alright?
Of getting this body movin’, it’s refusing
Give up you’re clearly losing

Never gonna break it down
Check my tail feather. Do you see it shaking now?
I didn’t think so!
Both my leggies fully rigid in my trous
So still I’d make a statue envious

Ok I can see how (when I was movin’)
It looked a lot like I was boogyin
But I was just bending down (in time with the music)
Which gave a rhythmical illusion

If you saw me groovin’
You’re confused
How much fruit punch have you had?
See my booty shaken’?
You’re mistaken
You must’ve eaten something bad
How many fingers am I holding up?
No it’s three, thumbs don’t count
We should really get you checked out.

Cause you can’t make me dance
Tonight
You’re fighting a losing battle.
I’m in a rock hard stance.
I’m locked tight
You want my feet nomadic
It’s pathetic
Give up, I’m clearly static

You try to lure me with your energay
But I can fight you off so effortlesslay
I swear my neck’s not pumping to the beat
My friend Hugh
Said something true
I’m nodding because I agree

You’ll never make me dance
Tonight, no, no, no
I’m not doing macarena
These moves are just happenchance
Alright?
I’m just feeling for my wallet
It’s not my fault it
Looks so freakin’ flawless

Never gonna break it down
Check my tail feather. Do you see it shaking now?
I didn’t think so!
Both my leggies fully rigid in my trous
So still I’d make a statue envious

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from Humilis, released July 26, 2021

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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