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Vibe It Out

from Vulnerabilité by Jazz Emu

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Standing at a party
You just locked eyes with somebody
They’re clearly trying to greet you
You smile “it’s nice to meet you”
Oh shit, they were waving at somebody else!

You’re starting to get panicky
You try to compensate by laughing kind of manically
You’re making it more awkward
You’re getting sweaty, but it’s all good
I don’t think anybody’s noticed, ooh

Oooh, I need to teach you to save face
(I can make your face so safe now)
Oooh, cause if you’ve put your foot in it,
There’s an easy way to pull it out

Called your teacher mummy?
Just gotta vibe it out
Told a joke that wasn’t funny?
Just gotta vibe it out
Go to give a homeless man money
But then you realise that you don’t have any?
Just gotta vibe it out

Hi 5 on a fist bump (you screwed it!)
Gotta vibe it out
Walk in on your friend’s mum (she pooin!)
Gotta vibe it out
Offer up your seat to a pregnancy hump
Then realise it’s a guy with some junk in the trunk
Just gotta vibe it out

This is some information
on how you can recover any situation
All you need is good vibrations
I don’t mean literally shaking,
Don’t do that, it’ll make you look more crazy




Oooh, so when you’re talking way too animated
And spit on someone by mistake now,
Oooh, I know a simple way to compensate
Just spit some more, so it looks deliberate

Payment gets rejected
Just gotta vibe it out
Bluetooth headphones weren’t connected
Your porn was blaring out
You make people watch the funny clip you suggested
But it doesn’t get a laugh in the place you expected

Accidental boner
Just gotta vibe it out
Spill wine on your boss’s sofa
Who owns a plain white couch?
Laugh really hard when a stranger falls over
Then discover that he’s dead when you get a bit closer
Just gotta vibe it out

Only a neek addresses the consequences of their actions, yeah.
So are you a neek?
Or are you a fucking vibey legend?

Break your nephew’s new guitar
Just gotta vibe it out
Hit a person with your car
Just gotta vibe it out
Say you’re not the biggest fan of Andrew Marr
Then discover that he’s literally standing right tharr.

Dropped your great aunt Mary’s coffin
Just gotta vibe it out
Kick a football at an orphan
Just gotta vibe it out
Perform a heart transplant with perfect precision
Then discover they needed a totally different organ

(FADE OUT)

Accidentally sign up to ISIS
Gotta vibe it out
Now you’re one of their chief advisors
Gotta vibe it out
Get roped into designing a deadly virus
Now your implicit in a global health crisis

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from Vulnerabilité, released January 21, 2021

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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