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Tiny Butt

from [sic] by Jazz Emu

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Damn, boy, look at that butt
Look at it wiggling, look at it strut
You could go to prison for a booty like that
So criminally small and illicitly flat.

Wearing chinos, leggings, jeans that you’re clad in
Hot pants, jeggings, the pants of Aladdin,
Tights, flares, trousers of satin:
So many clothes for this butt to look bad in.

Damn that ass is tiny
Such a microscopic heiny
An inferior posterior,
A seriously miniscule derriere
So come on boy, tell me how you do it
I got a microscope and I’m looking right through it
But I still can’t see ya booty, you better start tellin’ us
How your gluteus is so damn minimus.

Damn boy, look at that bott
I’m shook when I’m lookin’ at this booty paradox
Cause the space that it’s got ain’t a hell of a lot;
All I see is the space where the booty is not.

I’ve seen a few asses that just won’t quit
But your butt’s in a state of permanent rest.
And I’ve seen a few people with booty for days
But your booty’s for 22 minutes at best.

Damn that ass is tiny
Such a microscopic heiny
An inferior posterior,
A seriously miniscule derriere
So come on boy, tell me how you do it
I got a microscope and I’m looking right through it
But I still can’t see ya booty, you better start tellin’ us
How your gluteus is so damn minimus.

Damn boy, look at the butt
I love it when I see it there popping a squat
Other booties are peachy in their colour and shape
But your fruit is less peach and maybe more like a grape.

Just a skinny tall guy with a teeny butt,
You can look, but you shouldn’t touch.
Cause it’s dangerously thin; so thin that if you touch
It you gonna walk away with a paper cut

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
Cause this jelly is dense, and it’s packing a smack
It’s concentrated jelly, it’s a dangerous snack, it’s like
Eating undiluted jelly straight from the packet.

Damn that ass is tiny
Such a microscopic heiny
An inferior posterior,
A seriously miniscule derriere
So come on boy, tell me how you do it
I got a microscope and I’m looking right through it
But I still can’t see ya booty, you better start tellin’ us
How your gluteus is so damn minimus.

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from [sic], released January 20, 2020

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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