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The Right Time

from Vulnerabilité by Jazz Emu

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I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you girl,
That I’ve been thinking about you weekly
Every Monday morning briefly
Seven seconds at 11am

I wish I could think about you all the time
But there’s other more important stuff on my mind
I’ve got limited cerebral capacity
I can’t assign it all to thinking romantically

Cause there are vital things I need to know
Why do we pronounce it “trite cliché”
But never call it “a slice of quiché”?
And oh, what would happen to Pinnochio
If he lied on opposite day?
Would his nose invert inside his face?

I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you girl
That I’ve been thinking about you sometimes
But all my thoughts of you are confined
To when I’m not wondering if a whale could make cheese

If whales are really mammals
I could technically milk one?
And give it to a cheesemonger.
It could cure world hunger
Just imagine how much cheese it would make

Do spiders break three legs off when they wanna hi5?
Does Dwayne the Rock Johnson have a geode inside?
Do elevator-makers get high off their own supply?
Do cool psychics wear sunglasses on their inner eye?

I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you girl,
That I’ve been thinking about you all day
Well to speak more specifically
I’ve been thinking about how women have eggs

Do you think a human egg would taste different to a bird one?
And do think an ant could fry it?
I’m not saying we should try it
But I bought an ant farm just in case

I’ve been waiting for the right time
I’ve been waiting for the right time

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from Vulnerabilité, released January 21, 2021

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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