Shneeky Phase

from Digital Spool by Jazz Emu

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I’m in my Shneeky Phase
Gonna do something bad without you noticing
Woah I’m in my Shneeky Phase
Finna break all the rules so surreptitiously
Mmmm

No smoking sign out on the street
I’m hiding next to it with a haddock and aromatic charcoal
I’ll smoke where I want to

You gifted me some NFTs
But I took those tokens and I funged up every single one that you gave
I made them fungible

Got a hands-free phone but i’m holding it (shhh)
Here’s a no-show policy, yes i’m showing you it
No you ain’t never seen a shneek like me
At a bottomless brunch but I’ve got an ass (shh)
With a cup of sloe gin which I’m drinking fast
From a multipack I purchased separately
You can’t do that

I’m in my Shneeky Phase
Gonna do something bad without you noticing
Woah
I’m in my Shneeky Phase
I’m not going stand on the right hand side when I escalate
I will lie fully prone on the handrail

Knock knock, Who’s there?
It’s the FBI, we’ve come to find you
We’ve been training all our eyes
upon your shneekiness, shneekiness

We want to use you
If you’re wondering why, we’ve got some spies
Who need to learn from your advice in being
Shneeky yes.

Step one, take out your credit card
(okay)
Step two, read me out the long number
(here you go)
Step three, read me all the other details too
Here you go, I - Wait a second
You just. Got. Shnkeed.
My god he's good.

I’m in my Shneeky Phase
I’m in my Shneeky Phase

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from Digital Spool, released September 1, 2022

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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