I’m just getting home
And you help me with my coat
But there’s something on my neck that catches your eye
Oooh ooh, ooh ooh
Told you I was seeing friends
But you know that I’m pretending
And you can see from my eyes that i’m lying
And now i’ve got your eyes crying
Cause I’ve got lipstick my collar
And now you’re thinking that I love another
But it’s not what it looksa like, no
Girl i know this doesn’t looka right oh
But baby if you just let me explain myself
Okay, i’ve been kissing something else
But it’s not a human woman
That’s got me trippin’
It’s the collar of my shirt
Yeah it’s me who’s been kissing it
Putting on your lipstick, ooh
Giving a lotta kisses to
My shirt collar, shirt collar, too cute
My shirt collar, shirt collar, woo hoo
Get the shirt out sneakily
Getting hella freaky with
My shirt collar, shirt collar,
My shirt collar, shirt collar, woo hoo
There’s nothing in the bible saying that
It’s not okay to be physically intimate
With an object that’s essentially inanimate
Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
What about consent?
Like if it’s got no mouth how could it say yes
You can put your mind at rest,
cause I asked for permish, it grew little lips
And said i’m a just cheeky collar and i’m actually really into this
Lipstick on my collar
I know it must be tough to discover
That your boyfriend has got a type, oh
And that type is a square white fold
In a button-down, cutaway or classic shape
And I’m not fussy ‘bout the fabric, babe
So if you’ve got a piece of linen
In neck position
Well don’t leave us in a room
Cause we’re gonna end up kissing, come on!
Putting on your lipstick, ooh
Giving a lotta kisses to
My shirt collar, shirt collar
My shirt collar, shirt collar
Get that shirt out sneakily
Getting hella freaky with
My shirt collar, shirt collar, my boo
My shirt collar, shirt collar, woo hoo
Ooooh if it’s a white collar crime
For a skinny white guy to have a really nice time
With his shirt collar, shirt collar
Then i guess i better get arrested
Ooooh if it’s a white collar crime
For a skinny white guy to have a really nice time
With his shirt collar, shirt collar
Then i guess i better get arrested
Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on
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