Sexier

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I got something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear
Oh mademoiselle you’ve been deceived
My sexual magnetism isn’t sincere.
I hate to cause you total confusion
But baby my sexiness is an illusion
Something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear

I’m sexier
I’m sexier
Marginally sexier.
I’m sexier
Do I have to prove it to ya?

The big hunky boys are just haters
Of my imperceivable sexpertise.
They might look better on paper
But I guess that just means I must be saving trees
I know they’re good at macho hobbies like punching
And hunting and judo, and DJ and juggling
But all of those guys are just fakers
Because I can juggle with a greater sense of ease

Which makes me sexier
I’m sexier
2% percent sexier.
1.02 times sexier
Depending on your criteria.
Check it.

Now we - gotta - break it - down.

Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this tall banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, I just can’t conceal
Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it's got sex appeal

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from [sic], released January 20, 2020

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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