Monster Incorporated

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Chilling in a bar with your mates
You crack a little joke
It don’t go down great
But then your friend replies with a line
That gets the gang cracking up
And you’re left bereft
Well, here’s a way to ride out the vibe
And still look super-chill and stuff
Whisper under your breath
“I set you up for that one
No i’m not claiming your laugh
I just want writer’s credit for my half
I set you up for that one Geoff
That hearty chuckle you got
Was only possible because of what i said before
in many ways i should get full credit
I guess in many ways technically i said it
Let’s all sign this contracted which i’ve printed
Which states this bit of fun we just experienced
Should be exclusively and legally attributed to me
I want it publicly on record that i am the fun one here”

Post a funny viddy online
About stealing people’s jokes, you know that the song’s a vibe
But then you see that someone’s reply
has blown off the proverbial roof
Over 300 likes
But you know that they’re living a lie
It’s time that you expose the truth
So you @ them like

“I set you up for that one
You think that said that yourself?
I mean yes technically you did but if really think
you’ll see it was made possible
By someone else (Me!)

I set you up for that one SexyGoblin69
Okay your username is funny
But I draw the line
At riffing on a joke without invitation
You’re edging pretty close to plagiarism
Did you know they beat up criminals in prison
Who claim a joke is theirs when it isn’t?
I didn’t want to have to do this but you’re leaving me no choice
I’ll delete my whole channel before of it becomes yours

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from Digital Spool, released September 1, 2022

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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