Hench

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When I need to decompress
When this crazy world around me’s got me feeling kinda stressed

I’ve got a method, it’s the best:
I get the feelings off my chest,
And replace them all with pecs.

I’m getting hench
I’ve got expertise in strength
I do the thing where you lift your legs up
And the one where you press the bench.

I’m getting hench, so hench
Abs like dry cement
Don’t look directly at them,
Cause you’ll find it too intense.

Working out, and working up a sweat
Ha ha ha ha ha
Running about, never running out of breath
Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa
(inhaler pump)

When you’re hench, the struggle’s real
I got fired from a bakery for selling buns of steel

It’s difficult, it’s an ordeal
A woman called the cops on me
Cause she thought these guns were real

Hench, so hench
It’s a thirst I cannot quench
Friedrich Nietzsche you can eat your heart out;
I’m the Ubermensch

I’m hench, so hench
My biceps are immense
Alfred Hitchcock I could teach you
About making something tense

Oooh, baby I know your hungry
for my muscular body.
Oooh, but baby you’re gonna need to
eat some snack-a-jacks or something

Cause I’m busy getting hench
So hench I makes no sense
My muscular capacity’s at 110%

Hench, so hench
Look at my booty clench
Oui je suis aussi fort
Yes I am also hench in French.

Push up with two hands
Push up with one hand
Push up with no hands
Push up with someone else’s hands.

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from [sic], released January 20, 2020

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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