Hœrgüpjelly Kisses

from Humilis by Jazz Emu

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You can taste it on my lips, ooh
My Hœrgüpjelly Kisses
Replace your five a day with this (Hœrgüpjelly)
It’s got all the right nutritions
Yes, of course it’s real food (genuine)
What do you mean it sounds made up?
Why you being so suspicious?
I guess you’ll have to kiss my lips
So you can check if it’s fictitious.

The Hœrgüpjelly is a rare delicacy
And only a few have been fortunate enough to
taste it, it’s like a jelly but with the taste of a crepe
If a crepe was the shape of a muesli bar
It’s kind of hard to describe.
But if i had to put a name to it
I’d say the main flavour is love
What a coincidence. Love tastes exactly the same as my regular lips

You can taste it on my lips
My Hœrgüpjelly kisses
Okay so Google says it don’t exist (he lies, he lies)
But girl they cook it in Mauritius
And I can take you there, baby
Well, not physically
Probably can’t afford the tickets
But you could taste it on my lips
And it’ll take you there in spirit.

Yeah, I can’t believe you’re not intrigued
To taste so rare a rarity
As freshly squeezed Hœrgüpjelly
Yeah, well that’s your loss you philistine
I don’t care, in fact i’m pleased
It just means more Hœrgüp for me

You can taste it on my lips
My Hœrgüpjelly kisses
I rub the Hœrgüp on the tip
And it grants me thirty wishes
And every single wish I make
Is for you to want to love me on your own conditions
Cause love is something you can’t fake
It can’t be pressured with deception.

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from Humilis, released July 26, 2021

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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