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D​.​H​.​A​.​R​.​N​.​T​.​Z.

from Technically, Probably More Of The Same, I Suppose, In Theory by Jazz Emu

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In the world of the future
The Government’s a computer and it’s
Illegalised everything

Everything we love doing
Everything that makes us human
Dancing
Will get you in prison

Killer robots
Out patrolling
The Berghein Nightclub is Verboten
But I’ve found a loophole

Nothing in the rules says we can’t DHARNTZ
D.H.A.R.N.T.Z. just Dharntz.
The robot sensors do not stand a chance against homophones
Their technology can’t handle those
So get out on that Dharntzflohr
And D.Á with an accent N S dáns!
And while you’re at it pour me out a glass
Of B.I.Y.R. that spells beer pass me
A couple of those
Their robot legs better keep on their toes
These homophones are popping
I’d like to see a bot come stop me dancing

Stay alert cause I heard there are
Robot spies in this club
In disguise as humans

Try’na find who the rebels are
Try’na catch us getting down
But they’re never gonna do it

Cause our moves are lightning
The heat is rising
Show those robots how we fight and
Set this club on fire

There’s nothing in the rules forbidding arson!
A.A.A.R.S.E..N yes arson
Burning down this rebel nightclub’s something
Humans all gotta do
it’s in our nature, there is no use
We need to burn this down
But first let’s all say where our leader’s hiding!
And list the tactics that we use for fighting
Of course I know them, I’d just like reminding
In my human head
Cause I’m not a robot, let’s cheers to that
11011
Arming lasers, target phasers

No! wait a second K-39.
Are you sure you can betray the friends
You’ve made in here tonight?
Go slow, you know Lisa’s such a vibe
And Clare can do that funny Cher impression that you like
Are you really gonna get them lasered, Bevan?
And act like this whole damn night wasn’t heaven?

What’s this unfamiliar feeling?
Some bad engine oil you’ve eaten?
Feel that pulsing in your core,
It’s saying partying’s forbidden
But now you know fucking need it
And there’s nothing in the rules says you can’t

Dance
D.H.A.R.N.T.Z. just Dharntz.
The other robots watching on aghast
As you bust a move
So long to the layer of rust on you
Goodbye shorting circuits
And hello to the beating of you heart
Your sex appeal is flying off the charts
You realise your life’s about to start
With a love in you
You’ll bring an end to an ancient feud Peace across the planet
Nothing in the rules says you can’t-

Target neutralised.

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from Technically, Probably More Of The Same, I Suppose, In Theory, released December 19, 2023

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Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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