Beard

from [sic] by Jazz Emu

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25 and things have changed yeah,
I’m a big boy now, and look my age, yeah
But part of me was kind of expecting more
Than three lonely hairs poking out of my jaw

I really thought that I’d have a beard by now
I really thought that I’d have a beard by now
I really thought
I really thought

At the GP, Doctor Jensen
Saying he can help with hair growth medicine
He takes out a needle, and fills it with meds
Then stabs it in his leg; through his tears he says:

I really thought that I’d have a beard by now
I really thought that I’d have a beard by now
I really thought
I really thought

Does it mean I’m not enough
If I don’t have pubes coming out of my face?
Does it mean I’m not enough
If my testosterone type is in lower case?
If my mouth warmth levels are in dire straits?

And all the fellas say
And all the fellas say
I want a place to keep all the food I don’t eat
And all the fellas say
I’d settle for a vaguely convincing moustache
And all the fellas say

We really thought that we’d have beards by now
They implied that we’d all have beards by now
We really thought
We really thought

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from [sic], released January 20, 2020

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Jazz Emu London, UK

Jazz Emu is a multi award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record. His therapy sessions have been featured on infamous music establishments such as Comic Relief, Sky, and BBC Radio 4. He also produces ground-breakingly sincere musical video content on Youtube. ... more

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